This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with emails for viagra. How can I block all this nonsense? It's pushing me over the edge.
- My only wish is to get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is here completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your stupid offers for things I don't even care about. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- Consider this my final warning.
Make This Spam Stop You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm sick with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Get lost
- This is useless to me
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your final warning to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Yeah, right.
Drop Dead With Your Annoying Emails
You know you're so smart, sending out your bullshit to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, moron? I give a damn for your deception. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Seriously With Your Stupid Texts
- I have no time
- Get a real job or go outside already.